1 00:00:34,022 --> 00:00:37,219 Hello and welcome at last to Taskmaster. 2 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,753 I'm Greg Davies and I am the Taskmaster. 3 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:42,663 I'm powerful and in peak physical condition. 4 00:00:42,664 --> 00:00:44,843 What's that? You're new to the show? 5 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,918 Let me explain the simple premise. 6 00:00:46,942 --> 00:00:49,953 Five funny people have been set a load of ludicrous tasks 7 00:00:49,954 --> 00:00:52,311 that we have filmed them attempting to complete. 8 00:00:52,312 --> 00:00:55,311 Over the coming weeks, I will pass judgment on their efforts 9 00:00:55,312 --> 00:00:57,769 from this magnificent throne. 10 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:59,774 At the end of the tenth episode, 11 00:00:59,775 --> 00:01:02,911 the person who has amassed the most points across the run 12 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:05,729 will take home the ultimate prize. 13 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:07,709 My beautiful head, 14 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:10,376 cast in solid gold. 15 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,169 For the losers... 16 00:01:12,170 --> 00:01:14,866 Well, I'm afraid their careers will be destroyed. 17 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,600 18 00:01:17,466 --> 00:01:20,777 We promised there would be no changes when we moved to Channel 4, 19 00:01:20,778 --> 00:01:24,176 but I have removed the studio audience. 20 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,374 Nothing to do with recent events. 21 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:29,653 I just don't like being near members of the public. 22 00:01:29,677 --> 00:01:31,887 So while they're watching next door, 23 00:01:31,888 --> 00:01:35,598 it's just me and the contestants in the hotbox of competition. 24 00:01:35,622 --> 00:01:39,042 So strap in. It's gonna be intense. 25 00:01:39,066 --> 00:01:42,133 Joining us for this series are the incredible... 26 00:01:42,134 --> 00:01:44,664 Daisy May Cooper! 27 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:47,198 Johnny Vegas! 28 00:01:47,222 --> 00:01:49,742 Katherine Parkinson! 29 00:01:49,766 --> 00:01:52,287 Mawaan Rizwan! 30 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:55,176 And Richard Herring! 31 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:56,929 And, next to me, 32 00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:00,643 the man whose job it is to keep track of all the facts and figures. 33 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:04,311 He's been my personal assistant for coming up to six years, 34 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:08,787 and yet, we have genuinely only socialised together three times. 35 00:02:08,811 --> 00:02:11,443 His neck is the same width as his head, 36 00:02:11,444 --> 00:02:13,953 he chooses to wear plastic slip-on shoes, 37 00:02:13,954 --> 00:02:17,287 and he once told me, at some point nearly every day, 38 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:18,909 he cries. 39 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:21,419 It's Little Alex Horne! 40 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:24,259 41 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:25,909 It's nice to be here. 42 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,132 I've been keeping busy. 43 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,619 Yeah. What have you been up to? 44 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,466 Friendship bracelets. Making friendship bracelets. 45 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,863 - OK. - There we go. 46 00:02:31,864 --> 00:02:34,296 They all represent different aspects of our friendship. 47 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,864 So we've got when we first met, and then when you acknowledged me... 48 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,532 for the first time, a couple of years later. 49 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,244 Yep. 50 00:02:39,245 --> 00:02:42,311 - And then this arm is future events. - Right. 51 00:02:42,312 --> 00:02:44,574 The first time we go to a swimming pool together. 52 00:02:44,575 --> 00:02:45,577 - Yeah. - Christmas. 53 00:02:45,578 --> 00:02:46,710 If we spend Christmas toge-- 54 00:02:46,711 --> 00:02:48,059 Do you want me to go through them all? 55 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,704 - No, not at all. - OK. 56 00:02:49,728 --> 00:02:52,911 It follows the pattern of all of your opening chats, 57 00:02:52,912 --> 00:02:56,020 which is, "seemingly normal statement..." 58 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,631 "...oblique follow-up." 59 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,562 Yes, there's a format. 60 00:02:59,586 --> 00:03:02,309 Good. On with the first part of the show. 61 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,329 - The prize task. - Yeah. 62 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:05,377 That's the first part of the show. 63 00:03:05,378 --> 00:03:07,866 Each of our contestants has brought in a personal possession 64 00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:10,019 to place in tonight's prize pot. 65 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:13,064 At the end of the episode, the winner will take all of the possessions home. 66 00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:13,709 Yeah. 67 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:16,066 And to kick off the new series, we've asked them to bring in 68 00:03:16,067 --> 00:03:18,765 the nicest thing to put in your mouth. 69 00:03:18,789 --> 00:03:21,443 OK? It's not even that kind of show. 70 00:03:21,444 --> 00:03:24,064 The person who has brought in the nicest thing to put in their mouth 71 00:03:24,065 --> 00:03:26,909 will be awarded the maximum five points and be off to a cracking start. 72 00:03:26,910 --> 00:03:27,911 At the end of the episode, 73 00:03:27,912 --> 00:03:30,353 the overall winner will take home five nice things 74 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:31,842 and carry them all home in their gob. 75 00:03:31,843 --> 00:03:34,443 Daisy, what's the nicest thing to put in your mouth? 76 00:03:34,467 --> 00:03:36,798 Wine. Just white wine. 77 00:03:36,822 --> 00:03:38,542 Just white wine. 78 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:39,688 OK. 79 00:03:40,777 --> 00:03:42,931 And we're off, Greg. We're off. 80 00:03:42,955 --> 00:03:44,859 Feel the rush! 81 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:46,859 82 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,199 You're gonna have to jazz this up, Daisy, 83 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,733 unless you want to go straight into last place. 84 00:03:51,734 --> 00:03:55,329 Well, white wine... It's just great, isn't it? 85 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,364 Alcohol's really great. 86 00:03:57,388 --> 00:04:01,109 Er, I've got two months to go till my baby's born. 87 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,843 Just been really looking forward to a glass of white wine. 88 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,996 Right, I wasn't convinced by wine. 89 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,574 You know, I've remembered how great it is to drink now, 90 00:04:08,575 --> 00:04:09,842 so you're in with contention. 91 00:04:09,843 --> 00:04:14,176 Johnny, what's the nicest thing you like to pop in your mouth? 92 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,399 Anti-reflux medicine. 93 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,243 - It looks like this. 94 00:04:19,244 --> 00:04:21,439 Yeah, I'm very familiar with what it looks like. 95 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,876 It does. It's like the gun in Platoon. 96 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,419 That is my reflux, that is my gun. 97 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:29,039 This is the burning, this is my tum. 98 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,799 99 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,463 It's not particularly nice to put in your mouth, though, is it? 100 00:04:33,464 --> 00:04:34,863 No, I kind of like the taste. 101 00:04:34,864 --> 00:04:37,242 You know, I had a friend, honestly, another comic, 102 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,031 who, when he got a kebab, 103 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,459 used to put that on. 104 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:42,110 You know when they say, "What sauce would you like?" 105 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:44,109 - He'd pour it on the kebab? - He poured it on the kebab. 106 00:04:44,110 --> 00:04:46,577 - That's absolute horseshit. - It stopped him having to get up in the night. 107 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,898 - That's not true. - It's true! 108 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,479 Someone was pouring Gaviscon onto a fucking kebab? 109 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,169 It cut out the middleman! 110 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:56,844 Katherine, what thing is nice to put in your mouth? 111 00:04:56,845 --> 00:04:59,639 I slightly distorted it, like Johnny did, 112 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,111 because this thing isn't "nice" to put in your mouth, 113 00:05:03,112 --> 00:05:07,819 but the results of having it in your mouth are splendid. 114 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,643 It's this object. 115 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:12,165 - Braces. 116 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:14,175 Have you ever had a brace? 117 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:16,219 I've had several braces. 118 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:18,349 My teeth, when I was younger... 119 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:19,911 ...in the '80s, 120 00:05:19,912 --> 00:05:23,276 were pretty much at a right angle. 121 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:25,309 Literally straight forward. 122 00:05:25,310 --> 00:05:26,999 I'm not exaggerating, actually-- 123 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,639 You are exaggerating. 124 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,239 125 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,242 I remember the orthodontist seeing me for the first time, 126 00:05:33,243 --> 00:05:35,884 and saying, under his breath, "Poor kid." 127 00:05:35,885 --> 00:05:37,621 - Yeah. - So they were bad. 128 00:05:37,622 --> 00:05:40,999 I don't know whether having a brace in your mouth is "nice". 129 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,621 I agree it's better for us to be able to look at you without 130 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:46,753 you having your teeth out directly in front of you. 131 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:48,755 - Hello! - Alright? 132 00:05:48,756 --> 00:05:51,949 Tell me, Mawaan, what you have brought 133 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,974 that is nice to put in a person's mouth. 134 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:56,259 It's a teething toy shaped like a chicken wing. 135 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:59,086 Let's start with the basics. It doesn't look like a chicken wing. 136 00:05:59,087 --> 00:05:59,977 Yeah, it does! 137 00:05:59,978 --> 00:06:01,969 It doesn't. It looks like a slug or a shit. 138 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,969 139 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,479 Look, when you're trying to go vegan 140 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,420 and you miss having a chicken wing in your mouth... 141 00:06:08,421 --> 00:06:09,599 - Yeah. - ...it's the second best. 142 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,509 There's something genetically in you 143 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,222 that really wants to, like, chomp on meat. 144 00:06:13,223 --> 00:06:17,081 - So that phased that out. - So why not get a piece of rubber? 145 00:06:17,105 --> 00:06:19,354 My gut instinct is, it doesn't look like something that's 146 00:06:19,355 --> 00:06:21,443 at all nice to put in your mouth. 147 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:23,399 Yeah, but it feels nice, Greg! 148 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,399 - Let's move on to Richard. - Yeah. 149 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,529 Well, the way I went with this, 150 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:29,599 that no one else seems to have gone with, 151 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,466 is something that was nice to have in your mouth. 152 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,399 - Interesting. 153 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:39,019 Mine is halloumi cheese with chilli in it. 154 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,109 Oh, my God. 155 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,554 You've got to fry it up and everything, 156 00:06:41,555 --> 00:06:42,977 you've got to grill it and do that stuff with it, 157 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,621 but that is the most delicious thing. 158 00:06:44,622 --> 00:06:46,855 It's certainly the most middle-class thing. 159 00:06:46,856 --> 00:06:48,132 160 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,329 Here it is. There we go. That's pre-frying. 161 00:06:50,330 --> 00:06:51,599 Oh, it's not so good there. 162 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,488 Not only do I like how middle-class it is, 163 00:06:53,489 --> 00:06:55,687 I like the fact that when you announced it, 164 00:06:55,688 --> 00:06:57,679 Katherine went like this: "Ooh!" 165 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,039 166 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,333 You've seen them all now, Greg. 167 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:01,799 I'm afraid I'm going to score this, 168 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,799 what is literally nice to put in your mouth. 169 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,977 - That's the way I've decided to do it. - And I don't blame you for that. 170 00:07:05,978 --> 00:07:09,466 Even if they're not necessarily the most imaginative things, 171 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:12,969 as is demonstrated by Richard's... halloumi. 172 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:13,600 OK. 173 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,663 So, in first place, I'm going to put Daisy. 174 00:07:15,664 --> 00:07:17,332 Who doesn't like a lovely glass of wine? 175 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,484 - Five points. - Brilliant! 176 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:21,569 In second place, unbelievably, it's Halloumi Boy. 177 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,333 - Richard Herring. - In third place, Johnny. 178 00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:26,239 In fourth place, Katherine's mouth guard. 179 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:27,311 Mouth plate, yeah. 180 00:07:27,312 --> 00:07:29,488 And in fifth place, what a surprise, Mawaan. 181 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:31,999 Mawaan, you get one point. 182 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,711 You'd rather put her braces in your mouth than my chicken wing? 183 00:07:34,712 --> 00:07:36,599 - I'm surprised. - Correct. 184 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,109 What world do we live in? 185 00:07:38,133 --> 00:07:39,769 Right, task time. 186 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,859 What have we got to begin this fine series? 187 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,087 We have... a coconut. 188 00:07:45,111 --> 00:07:46,333 189 00:07:57,533 --> 00:07:59,039 Oh! Haha. 190 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,169 - Oh, hi, Katherine. - Hi! 191 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,399 - Hello, Johnny! - Hi, Alex! 192 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,399 193 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,711 - Alright, Alex? What you saying? - Er, hello. 194 00:08:04,712 --> 00:08:05,821 Hello, Daisy. 195 00:08:05,822 --> 00:08:08,972 Ooh, that reminds me of village fêtes. 196 00:08:08,996 --> 00:08:11,009 - Hi there. - Oh, hi, Richard. 197 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:14,259 "Knock the coconut off its perch." 198 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,509 "Fastest wins." 199 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:16,733 "Your time starts now." 200 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,833 Ooh. 201 00:08:24,866 --> 00:08:27,688 202 00:08:30,688 --> 00:08:32,909 - Congratulations. 203 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:35,199 Congratulations, Richard! 204 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,309 205 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:40,498 - You've won... 206 00:08:40,522 --> 00:08:41,976 ...this bear. 207 00:08:41,977 --> 00:08:44,150 Thank you so much! 208 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:47,729 Ooh, great! 209 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,360 Wow! 210 00:08:49,384 --> 00:08:51,990 - Well done. - Do I get to keep it? 211 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:51,990 212 00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:55,444 - Oh, come on! 213 00:08:57,888 --> 00:08:59,354 - Yes! 214 00:08:59,378 --> 00:09:02,222 Well done, Johnny. Your prize... 215 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,044 - You've won a teddy bear. 216 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,343 Congratulations. 217 00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:07,679 Can I take this home? 218 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:09,333 No, you have to take it to the phone box there, 219 00:09:09,334 --> 00:09:10,929 and open the other task. Thank you. 220 00:09:10,930 --> 00:09:11,620 Oh. 221 00:09:11,644 --> 00:09:13,933 Oh. I knew it couldn't be that easy. 222 00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:15,222 Did you? 223 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:19,859 "Put all these drinks on the table in the caravan..." 224 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,488 "...without spilling a drop." 225 00:09:21,489 --> 00:09:24,532 "Also, you must be clutching this teddy at all times." 226 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:26,019 Do you need to be holding the bear now? 227 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:26,997 Yes. 228 00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,309 Thank you, Katherine. 229 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:29,288 Oof! 230 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:32,374 "Also, you must not walk on the grass while holding drinks." 231 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:34,933 "Fastest wins. Your time starts now." What?! 232 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:37,999 But... how do I not walk on the grass? 233 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,844 Yes. 234 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:41,488 Me and teddy are going on a bender. 235 00:09:42,777 --> 00:09:47,463 I find it quite irritating when you do a little task that isn't the real task. 236 00:09:47,464 --> 00:09:49,042 Johnny benefitted from it. 237 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,999 The system was, if you knocked off the coconut 238 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,239 between nought and ten seconds, 239 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,799 you won the big bear, 'cause you were so fast. 240 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,533 Ten and 20 seconds, the middle-sized bear... 241 00:09:55,534 --> 00:09:58,439 Yeah, yeah, I know, and you're all pleased with yourself. 242 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,288 Yeah. 243 00:09:59,289 --> 00:10:01,769 Because coming first means you get the big bear, 244 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,769 which makes it harder, nya-ha. 245 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,466 No. 246 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,079 "Oh, look how I've turned competition up and down!" 247 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,753 Ugh, honestly. 248 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:11,953 Daisy, I feel like before we see the task proper, 249 00:10:11,954 --> 00:10:14,999 I should ask you about your outfit that you've chosen for this series. 250 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,663 Just "Achievement Woman", so all the things that I'd achieved. 251 00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:19,976 Were they on the cape? 252 00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:22,549 Yeah, did you not just watch this? 253 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:25,111 I just saw you in a ridiculous outfit with a couple of stickers on, 254 00:10:25,112 --> 00:10:27,711 I didn't know there was detail in it. 255 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,953 I would like to make something clear to you all. 256 00:10:30,954 --> 00:10:32,732 I've been accused, in recent series, 257 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,174 of not being tough enough on the rules, 258 00:10:35,175 --> 00:10:37,974 and I am gonna be ruthless during this series. 259 00:10:37,975 --> 00:10:40,332 And the thing I noticed in the rules 260 00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,087 is that you are not allowed to spill a drop. 261 00:10:43,111 --> 00:10:46,465 And before I see these, I want you to know, 262 00:10:46,489 --> 00:10:49,419 that will result in disqualification. 263 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,333 Oh. 264 00:10:50,334 --> 00:10:52,622 OK, we're gonna start off with Richard and Johnny, 265 00:10:52,623 --> 00:10:54,776 the two older guys. Here we go. 266 00:10:54,777 --> 00:10:56,770 267 00:10:58,577 --> 00:11:00,311 268 00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:04,053 Daddy bear. 269 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:05,666 Mummy bear. 270 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,216 Oh! 271 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,977 - It's a big teddy. - It is quite big. Almost unwieldy. 272 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:16,666 273 00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:23,200 274 00:11:31,688 --> 00:11:33,063 Teddy alright? 275 00:11:33,064 --> 00:11:35,508 He's not happy with his mum and dad. 276 00:11:35,532 --> 00:11:39,155 It looks like Goldilocks came back proper pissed off. 277 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,866 - Oof! 278 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:44,866 Oh, there's a tray here! 279 00:11:47,111 --> 00:11:48,222 Whoa! 280 00:11:49,088 --> 00:11:50,149 281 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:52,800 - Is that all the drinks? - That's all the drinks. 282 00:11:56,911 --> 00:11:58,400 I've stopped the clock. 283 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:04,599 - OK, they're all on the table. 284 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,199 - Thank you, Richard. 285 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,620 Thanks, Johnny. 286 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,862 That's what life will do to you. 287 00:12:10,886 --> 00:12:14,444 Look away, child. Look away. 288 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:21,954 Great. Absolute mental collapse, task one. 289 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:23,088 - Richard? - Yeah? 290 00:12:23,089 --> 00:12:25,729 - One pint at a time, yeah? - Well, I didn't see the tray. 291 00:12:25,730 --> 00:12:27,966 And then you saw it and said, "Ah, there's a tray here." 292 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,688 "Now life gets interesting." 293 00:12:29,789 --> 00:12:31,539 294 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,153 What was the spill count? 295 00:12:33,154 --> 00:12:35,729 Uh, Richard... there were just a couple of drips 296 00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,464 on the table, you could see at the very end there. 297 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,488 Oh dear. 298 00:12:38,489 --> 00:12:41,179 Well, I was told not to spill "a" drop, 299 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,819 and I spilt four or five drops. 300 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:46,599 Clever semantics will get you nowhere in this show. 301 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,111 And Johnny, he said, "Once a barman, always a barman." 302 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,955 Which isn't true. You can get other jobs. 303 00:12:51,956 --> 00:12:54,777 - He lost half a pint. - Had I? 304 00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:56,243 Let's see some better people. 305 00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:58,416 OK, we're gonna see one person now. 306 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:01,231 Daisy Tray Cooper, I've called her. 307 00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:04,420 Like that? Play on words? He'll be pleased with it. 308 00:13:04,444 --> 00:13:06,462 309 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,155 Oh, God. OK, um... 310 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,311 Right. 311 00:13:14,488 --> 00:13:16,009 Right, OK. 312 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,333 Let's see what I have. 313 00:13:19,330 --> 00:13:21,287 314 00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:22,509 OK. 315 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,843 Big teddy, that. 316 00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:26,679 - Oh, no! 317 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,265 One drink down. 318 00:13:28,289 --> 00:13:29,466 319 00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:32,259 Oh, my God! This is so heavy. 320 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,798 Yes. 321 00:13:33,822 --> 00:13:35,709 Going sledging? 322 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:38,199 Just trying to make me a pathway. 323 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,800 Ah, bath mat! Yes! 324 00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,733 325 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,933 Ah! 326 00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:52,355 327 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,600 - No! No! 328 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,243 329 00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,688 All four, is it? 330 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:05,639 - All four, yeah. - Yeah, why not? 331 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,555 332 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,549 Are they all on? 333 00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:17,369 Yeah, bar one. 334 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:19,659 - Bar two? - Two? 335 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,239 - Think so. - Oh, fuck. 336 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,511 337 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,079 It's amazing how Achievement Woman, so quickly, 338 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,043 could be made to look like Drunk Woman in Magaluf. 339 00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:36,039 340 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:41,619 The worst hen party of all time, starring Achievement Woman. 341 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,569 342 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:46,399 "Don't spill a drop"? 343 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:51,587 She's hoyed a pint on the floor in the first second of the task! 344 00:14:51,611 --> 00:14:54,942 She wasn't slow. She was quicker than Richard. 345 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:58,399 Yeah, we can all be quick if we just chuck the pints on the floor 346 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:03,743 and shout, "Oh, bath mat!" at the top of our voices. 347 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:07,259 348 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:10,199 No one's ever shouted, "Bath mat!" 349 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:16,377 as if it's the key to a task that you've already totally ruined. 350 00:15:18,111 --> 00:15:22,355 And that is the end of the first part of this new era of Taskmaster. 351 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:25,639 New channel, same old sickening adverts. 352 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,459 You don't need new things. 353 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,844 Just hold each other. We're in end times! 354 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,349 Hello! Welcome back to Taskmaster. 355 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,599 I hope you had a good think about what you've done. 356 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,974 Alex, please remind us what was going on before the break. 357 00:15:47,975 --> 00:15:49,911 Honestly, your memory, Greg. 358 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:54,153 They were trying to carry pints to a caravan without walking on the grass 359 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,859 and whilst carrying a giant teddy, apart from Johnny, 360 00:15:56,860 --> 00:15:59,666 who only had a little teddy to carry, but still made it look difficult. 361 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,932 Last up, we're gonna have a nice time 362 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:04,909 with Katherine Parkinson and Mawaan Rizwan. 363 00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,888 "You must not walk on the grass." 364 00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:14,111 Oh! Does that mean I can run on the grass while holding drinks? 365 00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:15,755 Oh, what does it say? 366 00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:19,599 "You must not walk on the grass while holding drinks." 367 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,622 OK, well, let's sort this out first. 368 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:26,155 369 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,622 - I think that'll do it. - Yeah? 370 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:35,998 Are you walking, Katherine? 371 00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:38,879 - No, I'm doing that. - And what is that? 372 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,598 Tip-toe running. 373 00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,879 - Not walking? - Dancing. 374 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,532 Right, that goes in there. 375 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:46,888 I think I'm gonna move the telephone box. 376 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,088 Oh, it's quite heavy. 377 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,385 How do I get...? 378 00:16:55,409 --> 00:16:56,822 The balls?! 379 00:16:57,444 --> 00:16:58,764 The balls. 380 00:16:58,788 --> 00:17:01,066 There's a reason why they're here. 381 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,044 Ooh! 382 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,333 Tip-toe running. 383 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,000 OK. 384 00:17:12,955 --> 00:17:15,044 Where's the door? 385 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:16,994 Ooh! 386 00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:19,333 Argh, it's really heavy! 387 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,709 OK, slowly does it. 388 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,543 - It's coming. - Yes, yes. 389 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,752 Yeah-- Oh. This is not my fault, it's a dodgy pipe. 390 00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,398 Oh! Argh! 391 00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:35,688 Tiny drop went. Hope you didn't catch that on that camera. 392 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,198 393 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,511 Just refilling the drinks. 394 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:45,600 Thank you, Katherine. I've stopped the clock. 395 00:17:49,222 --> 00:17:50,644 I've stopped the clock. 396 00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,549 Right, Mawaan. 397 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:56,332 - Let's deal with you first. - Yeah. 398 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,201 - I was initially thinking... - "Genius." 399 00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:02,884 "I've got high hopes for this boy," because the gaffer tape, lovely. 400 00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:06,084 Getting this clown to strap the bear to you. Excellent. 401 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,839 And you know why I know it was excellent? 402 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,222 It's because while he was watching it, Richard Herring went, 403 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,929 "Nice!" with no irony whatsoever. 404 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,329 Yeah. 405 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:20,329 And then you went from strapping the bear on, nice, 406 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:22,929 to trying to lift the phone box. 407 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:26,488 Yeah, because I know there's always, like, a clever way of doing things. 408 00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:30,222 Once you'd realised you couldn't move a phone box, 409 00:18:30,223 --> 00:18:35,854 you then stared, quietly, at three balls on a lawn, 410 00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:38,799 and went, "Maybe it's the balls..." 411 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,420 But why were they there? 412 00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:42,622 You threw them, at the very beginning. 413 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,465 Oh, shit! 414 00:18:44,489 --> 00:18:46,973 You were mystified by your own balls. 415 00:18:46,997 --> 00:18:48,733 It's not the first time. 416 00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:54,098 Now, when I was a child, my mum would often say to me, 417 00:18:54,122 --> 00:18:55,949 "Run to the shops." 418 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:57,421 As it happens, to get cigarettes. 419 00:18:57,422 --> 00:19:00,020 If you're watching, old woman – pretty gross. 420 00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:04,587 Or she might say, "Walk to the shops. Get me some cigarettes." 421 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:08,219 She never said, "Go to the shops..." 422 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:10,311 "And use that tippy-tappy walk." 423 00:19:10,312 --> 00:19:12,309 424 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,977 How do you distinguish "tippy-tappy-toe thing" from a walk? 425 00:19:14,978 --> 00:19:16,039 Sure. 426 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:20,520 I think how I would distinguish it is... 427 00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:23,279 is... it's you use more the ball of your feet. 428 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,266 - Correct. - I don't know if you've done much tap. 429 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,821 I mean, I think she's got a point. 430 00:19:26,822 --> 00:19:29,532 When a tap dancer's tapping, they're not walking. 431 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:30,932 - Mm-hm. - That's not a... Is it? 432 00:19:30,933 --> 00:19:33,263 I mean, walking is "moving at a regular pace," 433 00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,355 "by lifting and setting down each foot in turn." 434 00:19:35,356 --> 00:19:37,769 OK, who definitely spilt a drop? 435 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:40,587 Mawaan spilt the most and was the slowest. 436 00:19:40,611 --> 00:19:43,311 Daisy May Cooper spilt at least two pints, 437 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,977 Johnny half a pint. 438 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:49,999 Richard did spill a little bit, but came in at 9 minutes 12. 439 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,774 Katherine was 11 minutes 12, with one drop. 440 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,039 Everybody has failed. Let's see the scoreboard. 441 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,800 Hang on! 442 00:19:55,801 --> 00:19:58,933 OK, well, it hasn't changed a lot because of that task. 443 00:19:58,934 --> 00:20:00,420 It looks like this. 444 00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:03,221 There we go. Daisy May Cooper is in the lead. 445 00:20:03,222 --> 00:20:04,898 Achievement Woman! 446 00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,599 Well done, Daisy. 447 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,311 Let's have another task then, Alex, please. 448 00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:12,284 OK, and just like what you ask me to do with your mystery stains, 449 00:20:12,285 --> 00:20:14,755 this one involves trying to make things vanish. 450 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,800 - Hiya, Alex. - Hello, Johnny. 451 00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:30,820 How are you? 452 00:20:30,844 --> 00:20:33,332 Thank you for asking. No one ever asks me that. 453 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,187 - We're getting on well. - Yeah, yeah. 454 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:38,888 I feel like we've bonded. 455 00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:45,219 "Make the largest object properly vanish." 456 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:49,239 "Largest object to properly vanish wins." 457 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,820 "You may not use any editing trickery." 458 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:54,085 I don't know any editing trickery. 459 00:20:54,109 --> 00:20:57,177 "You have one hour. Your time starts..." 460 00:20:58,044 --> 00:20:59,755 There should be one more word. 461 00:20:59,756 --> 00:21:02,929 It's vanished. Mate, that's so clever. 462 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,353 I mean, it doesn't have to be in this room, right? 463 00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:07,533 "Make the largest object properly vanish." 464 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,042 Is that me? 465 00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:12,088 No. That sofa's bigger than me. 466 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,311 So let's discuss what "properly vanish" means. 467 00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:17,419 OK, to vanish-- 468 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:20,479 So it's zero points for everyone again, this time, Greg. 469 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,266 Because, you know, it's not possible to make something properly vanish. 470 00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:24,769 In your opinion. 471 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,511 That's why we need to discuss it in advance, Richard. 472 00:21:27,512 --> 00:21:30,488 To vanish is "to disappear suddenly and completely". 473 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,749 Let's just agree, it's... 474 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,174 It's just gonna have to look like it's vanished, 475 00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:36,982 otherwise it's no points again. 476 00:21:36,983 --> 00:21:39,876 This is gonna be the shittest series of all time. 477 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:44,377 The winner's gonna be Daisy because she brought a bottle of wine in. 478 00:21:44,378 --> 00:21:46,529 479 00:21:46,530 --> 00:21:49,487 "You see that show that went on for ten weeks?" 480 00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:53,079 "And one woman..." 481 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,311 "A woman won a prize 'cause she brought some wine in." 482 00:21:56,312 --> 00:21:59,600 "She didn't even collect it 'cause she was giving birth!" 483 00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:01,999 Right, let's see some stuff. 484 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,977 OK, well, we started with Richard first last time, 485 00:22:03,978 --> 00:22:06,555 and this time, we're gonna start with Richard first this time. 486 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:17,576 - How'd you do that? 487 00:22:17,577 --> 00:22:19,569 It was pretty impressive, I thought. 488 00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:22,942 Richard's leering smile was nice, at the end. 489 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:27,120 Always nice to finish a trick off with a rictus grin. 490 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,879 How do you think he did it? 491 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,084 I suspect what Richard's done is, he's put a mirror under the table, 492 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,774 and that you're hiding behind it. 493 00:22:33,775 --> 00:22:36,400 OK, this is the method behind the magic. 494 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:44,021 It was only the wobbly mirror that gave it away, 495 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:45,599 but that doesn't take away from it. 496 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,132 - I thought it was pretty damn fine. - Thank you. 497 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,466 I don't mind telling you. 498 00:22:49,467 --> 00:22:52,369 499 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:55,111 - Very good. Who's next? - It's Katherine next. 500 00:22:56,155 --> 00:23:00,354 Hi. I'm about to make the largest thing in this room vanish. 501 00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:05,059 Um, I'm not a magician, but I've worked out a way of making 502 00:23:05,060 --> 00:23:09,839 the largest thing I could find in this room disappear. 503 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,639 Vanish. Poof! 504 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,484 Um, so, when I've done it, I'm gonna not click my fingers, 505 00:23:14,485 --> 00:23:18,155 'cause I'm not very good at doing that, but clap my hands. So... 506 00:23:20,155 --> 00:23:21,377 507 00:23:22,688 --> 00:23:24,599 Where's that large sofa gone? 508 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,498 - It's vanished. 509 00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:31,621 So how did she make the largest thing in the room vanish, Greg? 510 00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:34,153 Well, I've been distracted by two things. 511 00:23:34,154 --> 00:23:36,888 One is your pronunciation of the word "room". 512 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:38,664 "Ruhm"? 513 00:23:38,665 --> 00:23:39,955 - Yeah, it always bugs me. - Ruhm? 514 00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:42,399 I've been meaning to tell you for ages. "Ruhm". 515 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,729 And you also say "tis-sue", which I hate as well. 516 00:23:45,730 --> 00:23:46,642 There's a tis-sue in the ruhm. 517 00:23:46,643 --> 00:23:48,777 "Oh, hello, it's me, Alex Horne. There's a tis-sue in the ruhm." 518 00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:52,149 "Mummy, mummy, I've left my tis-sue in the ruhm." 519 00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:53,639 That's number one. 520 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,733 - That's the first thing that distracted me. - Right. 521 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,377 And the second thing is Katherine's presenting style, 522 00:23:58,378 --> 00:24:02,129 which appears to be "mid-80s Judith Chalmers". 523 00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:04,576 - Thank you. Thank you so much. 524 00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,569 How did she make the sofa disappear? 525 00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:11,479 I believe she distracted me by talking like a mid-80s holiday presenter 526 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,199 and while that was happening, the camera came away from the sofa, 527 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,733 and it was removed by members of the crew. 528 00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:20,022 - Oh, God, you're clever. - That's my theory. 529 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,774 Well, have a look at this, then. 530 00:24:21,775 --> 00:24:25,822 Hi. I'm about to make the largest thing in this room vanish. 531 00:24:25,823 --> 00:24:30,679 Um, I'm not a magician, but I've worked out a way of making 532 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:36,111 the largest thing I could find in this room disappear. Vanish. 533 00:24:39,088 --> 00:24:42,153 Well, I didn't expect you still to be in the ruhm. 534 00:24:42,154 --> 00:24:45,569 - I can tell you that much. 535 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,842 So it had the same effect, but it was far more elaborate than 536 00:24:47,843 --> 00:24:49,777 the much easier way of just pulling it out the door. 537 00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:51,165 The reveal excited me. 538 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:52,639 - OK! - OK. 539 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,422 Two good ones! 540 00:24:53,423 --> 00:24:55,574 Not bad. Someone's gonna have to mess up soon. 541 00:24:55,575 --> 00:24:58,021 Right, more vanishing acts after the break, 542 00:24:58,022 --> 00:25:02,665 as we move closer towards somebody winning Johnny Vegas's reflux medicine. 543 00:25:02,689 --> 00:25:06,088 We're back with a bang, folks. Back with a bang! 544 00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:16,879 Come-bye, come-bye! Away, away! 545 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,076 Come-bye! Steady. Come-bye! Good boy. 546 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,109 Hello and welcome back. 547 00:25:22,110 --> 00:25:24,977 Before the break, there was a vanishing task occurring. 548 00:25:24,978 --> 00:25:27,199 Occurring. Double C, double R. 549 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,288 Yes, and now it's the turn of Johnny Vegas, 550 00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:32,709 whose real name is actually Johnny Las Vegas. 551 00:25:32,733 --> 00:25:33,922 Here we go. 552 00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:39,987 Post-election. 553 00:25:40,011 --> 00:25:44,476 Corbyn... facing his greatest defeat. 554 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,353 But he has one last trick up his sleeve. 555 00:25:47,377 --> 00:25:50,676 A 200-foot mutant chicken! 556 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,818 He's sick of the tax-dodgers! 557 00:25:53,842 --> 00:25:58,149 He just wants rampage on all the Labour people 558 00:25:58,150 --> 00:26:03,322 who left and voted Tory, and the church will never be united with the state! 559 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,253 BASH! 560 00:26:06,277 --> 00:26:10,376 The killer chicken rages rampant across London! 561 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,129 What can we do? The Armed Forces are alerted! 562 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:17,488 And just when we think all hope is lost... 563 00:26:18,488 --> 00:26:23,399 ...he disappears into the Thames. 564 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,199 565 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,859 I was just... I allowed politics to creep into making something disappear. 566 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:33,711 Yeah, well, let's dig into it. 567 00:26:33,712 --> 00:26:35,711 Imagine if that was a 400-foot chicken. 568 00:26:35,712 --> 00:26:38,888 - I made a 400-foot chicken disappear. - Yeah. 569 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,450 And it was big enough to trash Parliament. 570 00:26:41,451 --> 00:26:45,279 I think Johnny's making a very important socialist point. 571 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,688 That day, when I finished my task, they let me go home early. 572 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:52,288 Well, of course they did. They were worried about you. 573 00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:54,222 Let's move on. 574 00:26:54,223 --> 00:26:56,239 Would you like to see Daisy May Cooper's attempt? 575 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,088 Would I? 576 00:26:57,089 --> 00:26:59,155 You've got to try to work out how she did this. 577 00:26:59,156 --> 00:27:03,887 Taskmaster is probably best known for its large cow. 578 00:27:03,911 --> 00:27:05,843 That was there. 579 00:27:05,867 --> 00:27:08,666 Can you find it? 'Cause it's vanished. 580 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:11,465 Is it not around the corner? No. 581 00:27:11,489 --> 00:27:12,377 No. 582 00:27:12,378 --> 00:27:13,666 Where is it? 583 00:27:14,688 --> 00:27:16,600 It's gone. It's vanished. 584 00:27:17,577 --> 00:27:19,533 What do you think her method was? 585 00:27:19,534 --> 00:27:21,039 I dunno, but I... 586 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,221 You're not... You're a bit bored by it? 587 00:27:23,222 --> 00:27:26,377 The way you made it disappear is gonna have to be impressive. 588 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:30,240 It's a lacklustre presentation thus far. 589 00:27:30,264 --> 00:27:32,949 Well, is it lacklustre when you see this? 590 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:33,931 OK. 591 00:27:34,055 --> 00:27:35,829 There we go. 592 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,287 - Keep going. - Really? 593 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,280 Really in there. 594 00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:45,598 That's good. That looks really good from here. 595 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,488 Vanished! 596 00:27:49,155 --> 00:27:52,639 I don't understand why you're sort of sneering at me like that. 597 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,022 You're supposed to make something completely vanish-- 598 00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:57,879 Which I did. A large object, which I did. 599 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,666 It's implied that you have to do that in a clever way, and you... 600 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:03,287 You've just rammed a cow into a hedge. 601 00:28:03,288 --> 00:28:05,279 602 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,577 Do you think that's how Siegfried and Roy dominated Vegas for all those years? 603 00:28:10,777 --> 00:28:12,621 "I've got this white tiger. What shall I do?" 604 00:28:12,622 --> 00:28:14,510 "Just stick it in the fucking hedge." 605 00:28:14,511 --> 00:28:16,509 606 00:28:16,510 --> 00:28:18,620 Stick it in the hedge. 607 00:28:18,644 --> 00:28:20,220 Yeah. 608 00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:22,332 Come on, who's next? We've got to... 609 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,531 I've got to get that taste out of my mouth. 610 00:28:24,555 --> 00:28:27,309 The final person to see is Mawaan. 611 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:28,954 - Here we go. - Come on, Mawaan. 612 00:28:28,978 --> 00:28:31,398 Behold, a large animal. 613 00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:32,600 Now you see it... 614 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,755 Now you still see it. But maybe... 615 00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:39,922 ...you're looking at the wrong animal. 616 00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:46,169 Where'd the cow go? 617 00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:51,022 618 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,529 619 00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:55,622 Are you watching?! 620 00:28:55,623 --> 00:29:00,169 I sort of... I understand what we were supposed to do now, yeah. 621 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:03,376 How did he push it into the hedge in that short amount of time? 622 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,088 You'd already beaten Daisy by putting the duck behind your head. 623 00:29:07,089 --> 00:29:09,569 624 00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:11,744 - How did he do it, though? - I'll show you how he did it. 625 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,836 There was no camera trickery. There was some trickery like this. 626 00:29:14,955 --> 00:29:16,688 You're looking at the wrong animal. 627 00:29:19,355 --> 00:29:21,439 628 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,021 Where'd the cow go? 629 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:25,263 - The cow was never there. - That's brilliant. 630 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,376 I mean, come on. 631 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,422 Thanks. I don't usually milk things, but you know when the idea-- 632 00:29:29,423 --> 00:29:31,177 Hey, cow gag! 633 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,263 I didn't even know I was doing it. 634 00:29:35,264 --> 00:29:36,332 You've seen them all now. 635 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,399 Apart from last place, it's tough. 636 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,798 - One point to Daisy. 637 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,888 Wow, didn't see that coming. 638 00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:44,129 Fourth is empty. 639 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:48,288 In third place, it's Katherine Chalmers... 640 00:29:49,777 --> 00:29:52,459 ...and Richard the Wobbly Mirror King. 641 00:29:52,460 --> 00:29:56,479 In second place, it's Johnny's socialist marvel, 642 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,879 and comfortably in first, Mawaan. 643 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,688 Five points! Mawaan has won. 644 00:30:01,689 --> 00:30:03,219 645 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,479 More, please! 646 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,149 OK, Mr Big and Beefy. 647 00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:09,263 This task involves a choice, some eggs, a frying pan, 648 00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:11,177 and a drastic change of location. 649 00:30:23,577 --> 00:30:24,577 Hello. 650 00:30:24,578 --> 00:30:27,476 - Welcome. - Welcome, thank you. 651 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:29,466 - You alright? - Yeah. This is cool, innit? 652 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:31,279 - Is it? - Yeah, man. 653 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,377 Why? 654 00:30:32,401 --> 00:30:34,574 - Dunno, it's just vast. - Vast. 655 00:30:34,575 --> 00:30:35,821 Why are you writing that down? 656 00:30:35,822 --> 00:30:37,887 If you say it, I have to write it down. 657 00:30:37,911 --> 00:30:39,444 Croutons. 658 00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:42,444 There's gonna be some building. 659 00:30:43,422 --> 00:30:47,066 Boxes, pipes, wood, eggs. 660 00:30:48,111 --> 00:30:51,222 "Land the most egg in the frying pan." 661 00:30:55,866 --> 00:30:58,031 "You may not throw any egg." 662 00:30:58,055 --> 00:30:59,863 "You must stay on this balcony..." 663 00:30:59,864 --> 00:31:03,687 "...and you may only use the contents of one of these boxes." 664 00:31:03,711 --> 00:31:07,998 "You have 20 minutes or until you run out of egg." 665 00:31:08,022 --> 00:31:09,965 666 00:31:09,989 --> 00:31:12,039 Well, that's just crazy! 667 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,088 Uh, "Your time starts now." 668 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,349 Where's the frying pan, Alex? 669 00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:20,639 So, helium canister. 670 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,965 So it's in one of these boxes, is it? 671 00:31:22,989 --> 00:31:27,992 - We haven't hidden the frying pan. - OK. OK, where is it then? 672 00:31:28,844 --> 00:31:32,943 OK, this one's just cardboard and, like, bolts and screws. 673 00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:35,659 Do robot eggs travel any easier? 674 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,111 - Sorry, robot eggs? - Robot eggs, yeah. 675 00:31:38,112 --> 00:31:41,354 If I made them, like... If I put a bit more.... 676 00:31:41,378 --> 00:31:43,409 There's no Blu Tack. 677 00:31:43,433 --> 00:31:45,749 Is it under there? No. 678 00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:47,444 You can have a look, if you want. 679 00:31:47,445 --> 00:31:50,854 Oh, like a kind of fishing-y sort of thing. 680 00:31:50,878 --> 00:31:53,377 "Land the most egg in the frying pan." 681 00:31:54,466 --> 00:31:58,949 Ah! It's there. It's there. 682 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,166 - Do you know that? - Yes. 683 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,977 Oh, God. 684 00:32:03,978 --> 00:32:05,555 How are you feeling about this one? 685 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:07,369 I'm feeling a bit down. 686 00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:09,169 687 00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:11,666 - I mean, it doesn't bode well, does it? - No. 688 00:32:11,667 --> 00:32:13,349 We'll start with Kitty and Ricky. 689 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:14,611 - Yes, please. - Here we go. 690 00:32:14,612 --> 00:32:19,188 I mean, I'll try Box C, I guess. 691 00:32:21,155 --> 00:32:22,844 Hmm, this is what we're gonna do. 692 00:32:22,845 --> 00:32:27,569 We're gonna create some tubage and then roll it down there. 693 00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:29,084 Using the bandage? 694 00:32:29,085 --> 00:32:31,484 Well, I don't think it'll stay together on its own. 695 00:32:31,485 --> 00:32:34,239 There's not, like, a right choice and wrong choice, presumably? 696 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,233 Sure. 697 00:32:37,866 --> 00:32:40,399 That's enough to get an egg down there safely, I reckon. 698 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,431 I don't know how you use these. 699 00:32:42,455 --> 00:32:43,444 OK. 700 00:32:43,445 --> 00:32:44,966 You've just got to go for it. 701 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:49,777 702 00:32:50,933 --> 00:32:52,733 I feel a bit upset. 703 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,087 - Ah! - Yeah, this is good. 704 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,155 That's it. Thank you. 705 00:33:01,511 --> 00:33:03,466 There's no one down there, right? Oh! 706 00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:06,209 707 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:08,399 I've just broken all the eggs. 708 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,498 But... that is not gonna dissuade me from carrying on. 709 00:33:12,522 --> 00:33:14,322 - That'll do. - Yeah? 710 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:16,020 Want me to stay nearby--? 711 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,399 - I think it'll be fine. - Yeah? 712 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,854 - I've still got time. - Yeah, time's not your problem. 713 00:33:22,878 --> 00:33:25,969 - I can see it. Ready? - Yeah. 714 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:26,999 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 715 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,133 Let's go. 716 00:33:29,755 --> 00:33:31,529 717 00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:32,977 Do you see any problems? 718 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:34,929 - Did it go in there? - No. 719 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,288 Where did it go? Did it go straight down? 720 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,088 721 00:33:44,511 --> 00:33:46,659 722 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,863 So close! 723 00:33:48,887 --> 00:33:51,176 Are we doing exactly the same thing again? 724 00:33:51,177 --> 00:33:52,680 - Same thing again, yeah. - Right. 725 00:33:54,555 --> 00:33:55,911 Better. 726 00:33:55,912 --> 00:33:57,079 - Better? - Yeah. 727 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,263 - Have you got any more egg left? - I have got a little bit of egg left. 728 00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:02,088 Not very good at paper planes. 729 00:34:04,777 --> 00:34:06,080 This is your last egg. 730 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,199 Oh! 731 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,821 That was the worst one. 732 00:34:10,822 --> 00:34:12,688 It cracked in the tube, actually. 733 00:34:12,689 --> 00:34:14,485 - Did it? - Yeah. 734 00:34:14,509 --> 00:34:15,999 Well done. 735 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,149 Oh, don't clap that. Don't patronise us. 736 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:22,199 I mean, you're familiar with the definition of madness, right? 737 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,077 Yes. 738 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,355 As far as I can work out, 739 00:34:24,554 --> 00:34:28,555 once you'd stuck some tubing together using sticking plasters, 740 00:34:28,556 --> 00:34:33,320 you then dropped three eggs, exactly the same angle onto the floor. 741 00:34:33,344 --> 00:34:35,109 742 00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:37,999 We, Alex and I, we did a little kick-- 743 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,533 I don't like this "we". 744 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:43,021 So you were attempting an angle kick at the end? 745 00:34:43,022 --> 00:34:45,774 Yes, I think I was just sort of trying to, you know, 746 00:34:45,775 --> 00:34:47,599 get a little kind of leverage-- 747 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,421 But my impression is that the eggs just went on the floor, 748 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,079 miles from the pan, every time. 749 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,131 The second one wasn't far off. The third one, you were unlucky, 750 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,933 'cause you threw it into the pipe and it burst immediately. 751 00:34:54,934 --> 00:34:57,639 Yeah, but I think if that one hadn't burst, 752 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,199 we would've been really close to the pan. 753 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,819 Again, not-- No "we". You. But yes. 754 00:35:01,820 --> 00:35:03,755 I mean, it wasn't a great start, Katherine. 755 00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:07,369 However, I do think Richard was more tragic. 756 00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:09,822 - Good! OK. - Good. 757 00:35:09,823 --> 00:35:11,111 It was at the point, I think, 758 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:13,284 that you said, "I've broken all the eggs." 759 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:17,370 To me, for the rest of the whole task, you looked 12 years of age. 760 00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:19,484 It was really desperate, wasn't it? 761 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,070 But you looked like a determined little boy 762 00:35:22,094 --> 00:35:25,081 trying to prove himself to daddy. 763 00:35:25,105 --> 00:35:27,329 Isn't this what this show is? 764 00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:30,554 "I know I've broken the eggs, but I can still do it, daddy!" 765 00:35:30,578 --> 00:35:33,422 And then he tried to get some egg in the pan 766 00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:37,342 with a paper aeroplane, like a 12-year-old would. 767 00:35:37,366 --> 00:35:39,329 And you were doing this. 768 00:35:39,330 --> 00:35:42,679 769 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,066 I mean, it's not gonna get more entertaining than those two. Well done. 770 00:35:46,067 --> 00:35:48,620 Next up, it's Mawaan Rizwan. 771 00:35:48,644 --> 00:35:50,911 OK, I think I'm gonna have the most fun with this one, 772 00:35:50,912 --> 00:35:52,174 so I'll go with this one. 773 00:35:52,175 --> 00:35:54,642 Sometimes a decision is better than no decision, 774 00:35:54,643 --> 00:35:56,279 even if it's the wrong decision. 775 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,255 Right. 776 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,351 Cool. 777 00:36:00,355 --> 00:36:02,620 Yeah, something's coming to me. 778 00:36:02,644 --> 00:36:04,898 What if I made a hole in the egg... 779 00:36:04,922 --> 00:36:07,322 and then filled it with helium? 780 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,991 - OK. OK. I've just wasted an egg. 781 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,711 OK, that ain't going anywhere. 782 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,253 This will always be too heavy for the balloon. 783 00:36:20,277 --> 00:36:22,822 Is it worth putting more than one balloon on it? 784 00:36:22,823 --> 00:36:25,239 Yes, that's a great idea! 785 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,888 786 00:36:27,730 --> 00:36:29,730 It doesn't have to be the whole egg, does it? 787 00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:31,444 Any egg would be good, Mawaan. 788 00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:32,755 Some egg in there. 789 00:36:34,044 --> 00:36:35,755 OK, so there's some egg in that balloon. 790 00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:37,000 Oh, it smells bad. 791 00:36:37,955 --> 00:36:40,466 792 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,764 OK, alright. 793 00:36:42,788 --> 00:36:45,577 It's the container that's weighing it down. 794 00:36:46,711 --> 00:36:48,132 - What's wrong? - It broke. 795 00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:50,155 - The egg broke? - That was my last egg. 796 00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:51,533 Oh dear. 797 00:36:54,022 --> 00:36:55,999 So you've put the string through the egg...? 798 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,577 It's still an egg, man. It's still an egg. 799 00:36:57,578 --> 00:36:59,366 You've got a minute left. 800 00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:03,909 - Whoa! 801 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,576 OK, now it needs more weight, 802 00:37:05,577 --> 00:37:07,672 so I'm just gonna add this back in. 803 00:37:07,696 --> 00:37:09,911 Yeah, but you just took that off 'cause it was too heavy. 804 00:37:09,912 --> 00:37:11,753 Yeah, but now that the yolk is out... 805 00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:14,198 The yolk is the heaviest part of the egg. 806 00:37:14,222 --> 00:37:15,522 OK. 807 00:37:19,666 --> 00:37:22,377 No, no! 808 00:37:26,033 --> 00:37:28,569 Can I please go get it? 809 00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:29,466 810 00:37:29,467 --> 00:37:30,833 - Is that it? - That's it. 811 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,932 812 00:37:32,933 --> 00:37:34,929 When people look back on this series, 813 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:37,998 I think they will all, in unison, say, 814 00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:41,331 "That was the series where a grown man..." 815 00:37:41,355 --> 00:37:43,977 "...tried to fill an egg with helium." 816 00:37:43,978 --> 00:37:45,839 817 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:49,765 Presumably in the hope that the egg would float. 818 00:37:49,766 --> 00:37:51,659 819 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,733 OK. When you put it like that, it sounds stupid. 820 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:57,933 But when you're in the room, "ruhm"-- 821 00:37:57,934 --> 00:38:01,998 With an egg, so full as it is with its own egg. 822 00:38:02,022 --> 00:38:05,642 I thought it was an inspired idea and it could have worked. 823 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:08,863 Oh, that's so sweet of you, but you don't believe that. 824 00:38:08,864 --> 00:38:12,332 You don't believe that anyone can fill an egg with helium 825 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,911 and that egg will then float. You don't believe that, Katherine. 826 00:38:16,888 --> 00:38:19,663 - Katherine, you do believe that. - I can't look at you, sorry. 827 00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:23,409 I've never laughed so openly at someone else's misfortune! 828 00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:27,188 Oh, God, would you look at the time? It's end of part three! 829 00:38:36,222 --> 00:38:39,369 Welcome back to the final part of the show. 830 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:41,111 Before the break, they were trying to get an egg 831 00:38:41,112 --> 00:38:43,644 into a frying pan, using the contents of a box. 832 00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:47,421 It's now time for my favourite DJ. It's Daisy Johnny. 833 00:38:47,422 --> 00:38:50,400 834 00:38:51,355 --> 00:38:53,199 835 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,199 Think, think. That's the one I want. 836 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,709 Is it most sensible? 837 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,709 I'm gonna go for the balloons. 838 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,949 Oh, but there's no shotgun to shoot the balloons. 839 00:39:00,973 --> 00:39:02,597 What's in here? 840 00:39:02,621 --> 00:39:04,369 841 00:39:04,370 --> 00:39:07,276 I'm going with this, I'm going with this, I'm going with this! 842 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:08,999 Oh, I've never been so happy! 843 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,663 If they had this at Jobseeker's Allowance meetings, 844 00:39:11,664 --> 00:39:14,263 I would be right on board, I promise you! 845 00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:17,833 OK, could somebody start inflating some balloons for me? 846 00:39:21,222 --> 00:39:22,529 That's a good one. 847 00:39:22,530 --> 00:39:25,088 You know when they say, "don't put all your eggs in one basket"? 848 00:39:25,089 --> 00:39:27,599 I think you should, 'cause then, if it goes wrong, 849 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,866 it's just obvious that you weren't meant for this world. 850 00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:32,839 Yes, that's feeling good. 851 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,065 I just want to see if that'll carry it. 852 00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:36,444 Nowhere near. 853 00:39:36,445 --> 00:39:40,087 D'you know what? I think we try and attach all three eggs in one go. 854 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:43,621 Actually-- Oops. 855 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,620 856 00:39:47,288 --> 00:39:48,439 Perfect! 857 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,859 858 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:51,622 Give my creation life! 859 00:39:55,155 --> 00:39:56,943 860 00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,199 No, no! 861 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,733 You've got one and a half minutes, Johnny. 862 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:05,022 All we have to do is make sure that this is amongst the balloons. 863 00:40:05,023 --> 00:40:07,822 Now, will that take the egg as well? 864 00:40:08,888 --> 00:40:12,479 - Oh, God! No! No! 865 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,009 866 00:40:15,033 --> 00:40:16,909 No! 867 00:40:16,933 --> 00:40:18,929 Goddamnit! 868 00:40:18,930 --> 00:40:20,409 You've got one minute, Johnny. 869 00:40:20,433 --> 00:40:21,833 For what?! 870 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:24,955 God's haemorrhoid, innit? 871 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,821 - Yes, OK. Right, we're on! - OK. 872 00:40:27,822 --> 00:40:29,799 Remember, it's all about the uplift. 873 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,221 Ready, steady... 874 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:34,054 Having lost my main balloons, we're just going for a... 875 00:40:34,078 --> 00:40:36,487 I believe, if there's any kind of-- 876 00:40:36,488 --> 00:40:39,065 877 00:40:39,089 --> 00:40:40,133 Go! 878 00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:45,111 To freedom, my pretty! 879 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,333 880 00:40:52,355 --> 00:40:53,749 More, more! 881 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,711 That's it! That's it! 882 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,879 - Yes! YEEES! 883 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,787 You've got 30 seconds left. 884 00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:05,439 Victory dance. 885 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,079 886 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,142 That's your time up. 887 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:11,576 Look at that. 888 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,749 That is greeeat! 889 00:41:15,750 --> 00:41:18,765 890 00:41:18,789 --> 00:41:21,879 I mean, to be fair, "that is greeeat!" 891 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:26,199 Amazing, and so organised, for a woman that we've, 892 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:30,087 just this show, we've seen just lazily ramming a cow into a hedge. 893 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:32,079 So focused on this day. 894 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:37,309 I just... I saw those balloons and I thought, "I can see this working." 895 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,042 And it worked. 896 00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:40,698 Thank you. 897 00:41:40,722 --> 00:41:44,098 898 00:41:44,122 --> 00:41:47,977 I had a similar thought of, "I can see these working." 899 00:41:47,978 --> 00:41:49,259 And it didn't. 900 00:41:49,260 --> 00:41:51,019 901 00:41:51,020 --> 00:41:56,119 Oh, honestly, it's possibly one of the most heartbreaking things in years. 902 00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,577 When you were shouting at the ceiling, it was like a still from Platoon. 903 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,044 Daisy's, though, 'cause it's the first show of the series as well... 904 00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:05,659 Daisy, incredible. I mean, amazing. 905 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,399 Do you want to see it again? 'Cause it was such a nice moment. 906 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,042 - I'd like to see it again. - OK, here we go. 907 00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,222 That's it! 908 00:42:11,866 --> 00:42:15,400 Yes! YEEES! 909 00:42:21,377 --> 00:42:23,755 910 00:42:29,844 --> 00:42:34,520 Oh my God! You are kidding me! 911 00:42:34,544 --> 00:42:36,663 That's just mean, showing her that. 912 00:42:36,664 --> 00:42:38,843 Daisy, I'm going to give a bonus point... 913 00:42:38,844 --> 00:42:40,839 - Thank you. - ...for an incredible effort. 914 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,066 - Thank you very much. - Well done, Daisy. Well done. 915 00:42:43,067 --> 00:42:44,066 Thank you. 916 00:42:44,067 --> 00:42:45,374 Quick look at the scores. 917 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,359 Alright, she got the egg nearest the pan, 918 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,242 which means one bonus point to her, 919 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,799 and the scores now look like this. 920 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,799 921 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,999 Seven, seven, seven, six, five. We have three leaders. 922 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,022 - Wow, that's close. - It is close. 923 00:42:59,023 --> 00:43:03,839 OK, everyone. For the first time in this low-scoring series, 924 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:08,577 please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show! 925 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:12,259 - Hello! - Hi, Greg! 926 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:13,111 Hello, everyone. 927 00:43:13,112 --> 00:43:14,169 - Hello. - Hi. 928 00:43:14,170 --> 00:43:15,619 Who's gonna read out the task? 929 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:16,931 Richard Herring's gonna read out the task. 930 00:43:16,932 --> 00:43:18,044 Is he? 931 00:43:19,577 --> 00:43:21,676 "Get the most balls in your bucket." 932 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,799 "At the end of the task, all the balls in your bucket 933 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,153 must be the same colour as each other." 934 00:43:26,177 --> 00:43:29,377 "You will lose five points for every different- coloured ball in your bucket." 935 00:43:29,378 --> 00:43:31,132 "You may only touch your litter-pickers, 936 00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:33,954 and you must stay on your spot at all times." 937 00:43:33,978 --> 00:43:36,639 "You have 100 seconds." 938 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,442 Simple rules. Only touch litter-pickers, please do not leave your spots. 939 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:43,799 At the end, I will go through to check the balls are all the same colours. 940 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,644 They don't have to be the same colours as your bucket, 941 00:43:45,645 --> 00:43:47,243 just the same colours as each other. 942 00:43:47,267 --> 00:43:50,063 You have 100 seconds, starting... 943 00:43:50,064 --> 00:43:51,311 And we're off. 944 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,079 - Oh-ho, bold! 945 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,543 Please stay on your spot, Daisy! Please stay on your spot. 946 00:43:57,567 --> 00:43:59,120 Oh. 947 00:43:59,144 --> 00:44:00,822 - Can you reach...? - Who wants a yellow? 948 00:44:00,823 --> 00:44:02,909 - No one? - Oh, I do, I do! 949 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,244 I'll change you for an orange! 950 00:44:04,245 --> 00:44:05,509 Who wants a red? 951 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,333 Well, you are meant to be against each other. 952 00:44:07,334 --> 00:44:09,777 - Oh, yeah. - Who wants a red? Who needs a red? 953 00:44:09,778 --> 00:44:12,679 I need a blue, if anyone's got one. 954 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,553 No, but I've got a spare yellow. 955 00:44:14,554 --> 00:44:17,133 - Yellow? Daisy's getting yellow. - Are you yellow, Daisy? 956 00:44:17,134 --> 00:44:18,769 Yes, thanks. 957 00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:20,177 - There you are. - Thank you. 958 00:44:20,178 --> 00:44:21,399 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 959 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,984 You're supposed to be beating each other. Stop being nice! 960 00:44:24,008 --> 00:44:25,359 Solidarity! 961 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,191 - You alright, Daisy? - Yeah. 962 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,022 Oh, oh, there's one. Oh, don't let him go! 963 00:44:31,023 --> 00:44:33,865 Oh, why am I talking to plastic balls? 964 00:44:33,889 --> 00:44:37,309 Oh, fuck it! Excuse me. Sorry. 965 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,166 Oh, there's another one coming, Daisy. 966 00:44:41,866 --> 00:44:43,466 I mean, this is just... 967 00:44:43,467 --> 00:44:44,888 Oh, bugger! 968 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:48,439 969 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,399 - It's over! It's over. 970 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,933 - Mawaan. - What? 971 00:44:52,934 --> 00:44:55,559 - Johnny. - Got no place else to go! 972 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,659 973 00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:01,753 Right, we'll count those up and we'll see how that's affected the scores. 974 00:45:01,754 --> 00:45:04,444 - Please join me downstairs! - This way, please. 975 00:45:06,022 --> 00:45:08,284 - You alright, Alex? - Oh, I loved that. 976 00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:10,687 That was great fun. What happened? 977 00:45:10,711 --> 00:45:13,098 Well, I've got some numbers for you. 978 00:45:13,122 --> 00:45:15,929 As you know, you lost five points if you had any balls 979 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:17,755 a different colour to other balls in your bucket. 980 00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:18,953 I know, I was listening. 981 00:45:18,954 --> 00:45:21,799 Only one of them had different- coloured balls in their bucket. 982 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,132 That one. Katherine. 983 00:45:23,133 --> 00:45:24,621 - Oh. - Oh dear. 984 00:45:24,622 --> 00:45:26,444 What did that mean for her, points-wise? 985 00:45:26,445 --> 00:45:28,839 - It meant she got -1. - Ohh. 986 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,999 There was teamwork amongst these two. 987 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,888 Yeah. 988 00:45:31,889 --> 00:45:33,969 It did her favours. She came second. 989 00:45:33,970 --> 00:45:34,922 Whoa! 990 00:45:34,923 --> 00:45:38,343 Aw, everybody was so helpful and lovely, and... 991 00:45:38,367 --> 00:45:40,769 You in particular were very kind. 992 00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:43,663 It was only me next to you. Was you seeing double? 993 00:45:43,664 --> 00:45:45,859 Yeah, she got eight yellows in her bucket. 994 00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:46,743 Right. 995 00:45:46,767 --> 00:45:49,129 Johnny, six orange ones. 996 00:45:49,130 --> 00:45:52,679 - Mawaan, five orange ones. - I swear it was more than that. 997 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,175 But the clear winner, who gets five points, 998 00:45:54,176 --> 00:45:56,244 is Richard, who got twelve yellow balls in his bucket! 999 00:45:56,245 --> 00:45:58,288 - What? Twelve! 1000 00:45:58,289 --> 00:45:59,621 Twelve yellow balls. 1001 00:45:59,622 --> 00:46:02,151 Working away like a good little boy. 1002 00:46:02,175 --> 00:46:04,553 He was very industrious over there, wasn't he? 1003 00:46:04,554 --> 00:46:07,300 - What a good boy. Well done. - Thank you, daddy. 1004 00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:09,066 I just want you to be proud of me. 1005 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:10,399 Daddy is pleased. 1006 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,842 Well, you're gonna be even more pleased. 1007 00:46:11,843 --> 00:46:13,021 Do you want to see the final scoreboard? 1008 00:46:13,022 --> 00:46:13,830 Do I? 1009 00:46:13,833 --> 00:46:16,530 With 12 points, the little boy is the little winner! 1010 00:46:16,533 --> 00:46:18,711 - Richard Herring! - Little boy wins! 1011 00:46:18,712 --> 00:46:22,333 - Naughty little Richard. Well done. 1012 00:46:22,355 --> 00:46:23,480 Thank you. 1013 00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:29,222 Richard Herring wins. Please go and salivate over your mouth-worthy prizes! 1014 00:46:29,223 --> 00:46:32,459 1015 00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:36,153 At this point in the show, I usually look back at something that's happened. 1016 00:46:36,154 --> 00:46:39,663 Something that humanity can reflect on. Gain from, even. 1017 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:43,353 In today's case, it's pretty easy. What have we learnt today? 1018 00:46:43,354 --> 00:46:46,287 We've learnt that you can't fill an egg with helium! 1019 00:46:46,311 --> 00:46:49,666 Thanks for watching. Well done again to tonight's winner, 1020 00:46:49,667 --> 00:46:52,242 Richard Herring!